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(Source: liefplus, via neutralangel)
Some guy made a parody menu of Guy Fieri’s restaurant menu and it does not disappoint.
“The ‘Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam’ Appetizer (49.95)
We take 38 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins.”
This has brought me to crying, laughing, and coughing all at the same time. Reno!!! is the winner.
“The bidet is an MP3 player that plays Smash Mouth while you eat.”
I’m crying with laughter and I haven’t even gotten through the entrees.
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