Some guy made a parody menu of Guy Fieri’s restaurant menu and it does not disappoint.
“The ‘Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam’ Appetizer (49.95)
We take 38 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins.”
This has brought me to crying, laughing, and coughing all at the same time. Reno!!! is the winner.